Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

No Way

Baisakhi 2010 Wallpapers, Baisakhi 2010 Photos, Baisakhi Festival Pictures

Baisakhi is one of the major festivals of Sikhs and is celebrated with lot of enthusiasm and gaiety in the state of Punjab and all throughout the world where there is a significant Sikh population. Celebrated every year on 13th April, this festival is of immense significance amongst Hindu and Sikh community in the country. Baisakhi is celebrated in different parts of India in a different manner;

Monday, March 29, 2010

Videodrome II

Smearballs #2 & I are competing again this year at the Videodrome show at the MOCCA on April 17th. Last year was really fun & everyone got smash'. We'll be defending our championship.

HERE is the facebag partyzone.

So we just started dickin' around today with some TV footage to get back in the game.

Here is some scratch audio and a still from what might be part of our set. http://genericversatility.com/music/PrivateQuarters.mp3






More shows coming up in
April too. Info to follow


Thursday, March 25, 2010

A High Heel Shoe…..

HAPPY THURSDAY……I hope you’ve all had a WONDERFUL day….WOWZERS it’s WINDYYYYYY here right now and raining….I’ll be SO glad when this passes….I hate high winds!!!
BUT….I did do a little creating again tonight….I had a request for a High Heel Shoe cut file in a 3D affect……so I opened my Inkscape…….INKSCAPE ROCKS BTW!!! ;)  and started drawing……Here’s what I came up with…..I’m showing you the MOCK UP of what it ends up like……..Then I’ll share the image of the cut file and the image will link to the page on my website where you can download it if you like!!!!
PDC High Heel Shoe Cut File Mock Up 3-25-2010 (1) PDC High Heel Shoe Cut File Mock Up 3-25-2010 (3) PDC High Heel Shoe Cut File Mock Up 3-25-2010 (4)Didn’t it turn out CUTE!!!!! ;)  Ok, below is the image of the cut file….IF you like it and would like to have the file for free…please just click on the image….It will take you to the page on my website where you can download it!!!! I REALLY Hope you like it!!!!

PDC 3D High Heel Shoe 3-25-2010
PDC 3D High Heel Shoe 3-25-2010Ok….that’s it for me tonight!!!! Gotta go catch up on emails……I, as always, want to THANK YOU  so much for stopping by to visit with me……I hope you all have a VERY blessed Friday and weekend!!! I do hope you will come by again…until next time…..

You stuck your finger in the wrong pie Dildo


(Shark in the Dark)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Five names of things you never knew had names

Recently found an old book of lists from 1977. I thought I'd use it to share some useless info with you fellow Smearballs.

1. BIBCOCK- a faucet with a bent-down nozzle

2. DUFF- the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor

3. HARP- the small metal hoop that supports a lampshade

4. SOLIDUS- the oblique stroke used between words (/) or in fractions, as 7/8. It is also called a diagonal, separatrix, virgule, or shilling

5. BRASSARD- a cloth band worn around the upper arm. It often bears an identifying mark, like the one with a Swastika that Hitler wore.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Tread test1

Wallpaper Card…..

Oh it’s SUCH a Beautiful Day here…..the sun is shining brightly it’s in the mid 60’s and it’s GORGEOUS!!!!!!  I love having my windows open……AND I was able to come home from work and immediately get creative…don’t you just love it when that happens!!!!

I needed to complete one more swap for the ARTHaven Creations & Friendships group!!!  This swap was a card swap where you to use Wallpaper in the making of the card……so this is the creation I came up with…..

PDC ARTHaven Wallpaper Card Swap to Sherri Auld 3-23-2007 (1)  PDC ARTHaven Wallpaper Card Swap to Sherri Auld 3-23-2007 (5)

PDC ARTHaven Wallpaper Card Swap to Sherri Auld 3-23-2007 (4)

I also made a wallpaper envie to coordinate with the card……I love working with wallpaper you can get such AWESOME patterns and textures to use!!! And best of all…they’re FREE…..I’m sure most of you already know this…but just in case you don’t…you can call your local paint stores and design stores and request they save their discontinued wallpaper books for you…..they give them away free of charge…cause all they do is throw them in the dumpster once their discontinued….endless possibilities with them  too!!!!

Ok, so off I go to read email….I, as always, want to THANK YOU for stopping by to visit with me……I pray you are having a very blessed day and have a very blessed tomorrow!!! I do hope you will come by again….until next time……

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Almost done modifying and painting a treadmill I stole from Skybag's mom. I took out the post, handrail and incline control and lowered it so it sits flat. I ran some tests before I painted the tread and the body keys out pretty good. I think I'll still have to mask out some shadows in post and the noise it makes is unavoidable but it's a cheap way to get those impossible walking / running shots... & T-bird tell Deb I'll get her a new treadmill for her next birthday.. I swear.

Monday, March 22, 2010

An ATC…..

Happy Monday Everyone….I hope your week has started off well……It was another rainy gloomy day in the 40’s here…but  tomorrow is supposed to be GORGEOUS!!! ;)

I played with paper a bit last night and tonight…..needed to work on an ATC swap for the ARTHaven Creations & Friendships group…….the theme was open so I could create what I wanted…..we have a  running joke in the group about getting in trouble and being sent to the corner…..some of the ladies say they have their boas, chocolates & cabana boys there!!! ;)  Some trouble corner huh!!! LOL  Well I thought this would be a fun play on our running joke!!!!  Here’s my creation….

 PDC ARTHaven March Swap ATC 3-22-2010 (3)

PDC ARTHaven March Swap ATC 3-22-2010 (1)This creation is for an AWESOME lady in our group named Angie…..Ang I hope you like this if you peak!!!!!

Ok, back to watching Dancing with the Stars for me……I want to THANK YOU for stopping by to visit with me….I do hope you will come by again and I hope you all have a VERY blessed Tuesday!!!

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The Most Beautiful Pink Flower Wallpaper



Sunday, March 21, 2010

Rock Busters

Some of my vandal friends and I did a bit of the old grafithly not too long ago and needed to do a little geological excavating in order to do it proper. Back in tha day, we would just paint dem rocks, but that was then. If you like sprizzles check the new addition to the powerlinx. Urbannightmares.blogspot.com

Another Birthday Card….

Happy Sunday Everyone……I hope you’re all enjoy your weekend….it was a BEAUTIFUL day here yesterday…..bright and sunny…..today brought gloomy and rain…….I did create one card yesterday…….still hoping to get the mojo to create something else this afternoon…..thought I would share with you the card I created….
This card is for a girl’s 16th Birthday…Her mom is trying to have her receive as many cards as she can….as she is autistic…….I was so thrilled to be able to create something for her…….her mom shared with me that she loves blue, flowers and bling….I hope this creation meets all of those….
 PDC Birthday Card for Hailey Keller 3-20-2010 (3) 

PDC Birthday Card for Hailey Keller 3-20-2010 (5)
PDC Birthday Card for Hailey Keller 3-20-2010 (6)  PDC Birthday Card for Hailey Keller 3-20-2010 (7)PDC Birthday Card for Hailey Keller 3-20-2010 (2)
To create this card I used one of the Card Cut Files I designed and created a couple months ago……It’s a spinner card……

PDC Spinner Card with Inside Layer 2-13-2010
PDC Spinner Card with Inside Layer 2-13-2010
If you would like to have this svg file you can click on the image above and it will take you to the page on my website where you can download it…..
It was fun creating this card and I of course make a matching envie to go with it and it will be winging it’s way to Hailey tomorrow!!!!
So, now back I go to play with some more paper!!!  As always I want to THANK YOU so much for stopping by to visit with me…….I hope you like my ART and I do hope you will come by and visit with me again…..I pray you all have a very blessed Sunday….until next time….

Friday, March 19, 2010

Squash Balls

I have never really been one for athletics or sport but today I have fallen in love. Squash.
Two guys in a room with no windows taking all of their anger out on a tiny little ball that refuses to bounce much. It was so much fun I think i'll do it again and again until I am confident that we can get an official Squashballs League together and take on other packs of blogger's and then blog about it.

I put my balls on Turbo Squid

my friend Rodrigo threw his Latino dick in there for free.

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

The east word from the west

Corey Fairchild's grandma's words of wisdom: "don't smell your fingers in church unless your fingers smell like church"

smearGOREballs



I hosted a horror movie festival in Edmonton this past year called Dedfest and since then, have been consuming vast and copious amounts of horror. So I thought to myself, "Wow, my fingers smell awesome." Then I thought, "Smearballs could use a bit of gore...but intelligent gore...for the most part."

I just finished watching Tokyo Gore Police and loved the meat chair pee scene. Also, the commercial for The Wrist Cutter G.

Battle Royale was wonderful for its relevance to Japanese WW2 history and is how I think teenagers should be treated.

I've already written something on Martyrs.

I guarantee you will never see a more fucked up movie than August Underground. I'm not kidding.

Ichi the Killer makes murder/torture cool again.

Flower of Flesh and Blood. Charlie Sheen called the cops.  "After viewing a portion of this film, actor Charlie Sheen was convinced the murder depicted was genuine[2] and contacted the MPAA, who then contacted the FBI. FBI agent Dan Codling informed them that the FBI and the Japanese authorities were already investigating the film makers, who were repeatedly interviewed by the Japanese police and eventually summoned to court to prove that the special effects were indeed fake [1][3] [4] (similar to what Italian film director Ruggero Deodato had to do with his film Cannibal Holocaust)."

I'll end it there.

If any of you have any additions, comment. Daddy needs his fix.

My New Demo Reel

Here are some clips from my work in the last 8 months. I did a count last night & between smearvizz, Jamie's worlds, corporate & band videos I put up 94 heavily edited videos in the last 12 months which means I'm vizzing at a rate of 1 vizz every 3.9274 days which is pretty good. Pump out the vizz, pump it out, keep it pumpin yeah!


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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

A Few More Creations

Happy Hump Day Everyone…..I hope everyone is having a FANTASTIC week!!!!  I’ve not had a chance to play with paper much lately…guess I’ve been in a bit of a funk… ;(  Ever go through that????  Have several things I need to work on…but trying to be patient…..
However….I have created a few new things…..the first is a request for a new cut file…..it’s a Shaplie Shapie…..here they are….

PDC 3 Layer Shaplie Flower Shapie 3-17-2010
PDC 3 Layer Nestie Flower Shapie 3-17-2010

PDC Daisies Shaplie 3-8-2010
PDC Daisies Shapies 3-8-2010
As always….if you would like to have these you may click on the images and they will take you to the page on my website to download them………
Then the other thing I decided to work on is a new digital stamp….I had fun drawing this out….as I took an image of our dog Harley and created him into a Digital Stamp…….here’s a picture of the stamp…..

PDC Harley DS 3-17-2010
PDC Harley DS 3-17-2010
I printed one of him off and colored him real quick so you can see just how cute he is……
Sample of PDC Digital Stamp Harley 3-17-2010I have placed him on my website for sale….If you’re interested in purchasing the digi stamp you can click on digi stamp image above and it will take you to the page on my website where you can get the digi stamp……..
Ok, that’s it for me tonight……bout my bed time……must get my beauty sleep!!! As always…..THANK YOU for stopping by to visit with me…..I hope you all have a very blessed Thursday and I do hope you will come by again…until next time….

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Champagne Lloyd Robertson - the Vizz

"I'm stuck in a cocaine hell hole"

Commercial for Run with the Kittens CD release party April 30th at the Great Hall here in Toronto.

Champagne James Robertson came over a few days ago and licked out some hott riffs & riffed on some hott licks for this vizz.

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I love teh internetz.

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